Walk a Mile in These Shoes.

Wow.

So, this one day... I was searching for some shoes. I did a search for "Dress" and "Black". These are two of the options that popped up. My eyes have been officially offended and assaulted. Last I checked in the zebras' natural habitat, there was no hot pink or lime green paint to be accidentally splattered on their black and white stripes. Plus, zebras have too much natural style to ever attempt that color combination.
On the other hand, had I wanted to wear a f.m. pump (something that I never desire to wear, thank you), I would not also want to be reminiscent of a toddler in a pageant wearing full glitz with ruffled socks.

Have a fancy days, my lovies!